Saturday, April 23, 2016

cafe links

---Michael Jackson, Prince, and James Brown

---100 Years / 100 Shots

---Tensions: On John Cassavetes' Gloria

---the VFX of Games of Thrones season 6

---"The stakes of moderation can be immense. As of last summer, social media platforms — predominantly Facebook — accounted for 43 percent of all traffic to major news sites. Nearly two-thirds of Facebook and Twitter users access their news through their feeds. Unchecked social media is routinely implicated in sectarian brutality, intimate partner violence, violent extremist recruitment, and episodes of mass bullying linked to suicides."

---Adult Swim: The History of a Television Empire

---Martin Scorsese on Framing

---"Barcelona: Innocence Abroad" by Haden Guest

---"How Nina Became a Disaster Movie" by Kate Arthur

---“After scientists started saying we were in the middle of a global mass extinction event and still nobody at any level did anything to try to stop it—that’s when I knew we were in the clear,” said Tillerson, remarking that, by that point, he had become certain everyone would just keep driving their gas-powered vehicles and running their air conditioners 24 hours a day no matter what. “There’s just no way people are going to start switching over to renewables at this point. Hell, even if the whole world demanded new fuel-efficiency standards today, they’d be completely useless now that we’re beyond the point of no return, so really, why even bother?”

“And thank goodness,” he added. “Everyone’s complete hopelessness about the whole situation really is the best thing that could have happened to us.”

---"Six Grabs at Purple Rain" by Adrian Martin

---a history of yellowface

---"Protect me from what Amazon suggests I want."

---Scenes Alike

---"The Creation of John Wayne" by Lincoln Spector

---"The tech world’s most important players have suddenly embraced Hollywood for two reasons. First, they can no longer ignore the massive success that Netflix and Amazon have enjoyed by producing exclusive, high-quality programming. Since transforming from a DVD–by-mail service into a purveyor of buzzy series like Jessica Jones and Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Netflix has morphed into a $40 billion business, amassed 75 million subscribers, and won Golden Globes and Emmys. Amazon’s forays into original video have helped Amazon Prime add tens of millions of new customers, according to analyst estimates, and awards of its own. This has stoked the competitive landscape. 'They are in awe of the clout Netflix carries with both consumers and media companies,' says Blair Westlake, the former chairman of Universal Television and head of media and entertainment for Microsoft. "None of the tech companies have anything that even comes close.'"

---trailers for The Handmaiden, Cafe Society, The Founder, Jason Bourne, The Girl on the Train, De Palma, The Magnificent Seven, Swiss Army Man, The Birth of a NationLove and FriendshipGreen RoomGuardians, The Neon Demon, The Family Fang, Our Kind of Traitor, and Suicide Squad

---Melancholia: Life Out of Proportion

---Taxi Driver Oral History

---"As smartphones and other mobile devices have become more widespread, some 21% of Americans now report that they go online 'almost constantly,' according to a Pew Research Center survey."

---"Only Angels Have Wings: Hawks's Genius Takes Flight" by Michael Sragow

---"Even if Tarantino wasn’t trying to make expressly feminist films, he still showed a marked attention to, and empathy toward, his female characters. However, this new Western phase of his career is re-directing that attention into a darker, angrier place, and curdling that empathy into a kind of cruelty that would be disheartening coming from any other filmmaker, but is downright hurtful coming from Tarantino." --Laura Bogart

---"In the Future, We Will Photograph Everything and Look at Nothing" by Om Malik

---DTCV  - Histoire Seule

---A24: Films of a Revolution

---"post a tweet, and everyone knows what you’re doing at that moment: idly looking at a screen, chasing after notice." --Teddy Wayne

 ---smoking in True Detective (season one)

---Scott Pilgrim: What's the Difference?

Sunday, April 10, 2016

The Unfortunate Notorious Allusions in Guillermo del Toro's Crimson Peak

Guillermo del Toro may not necessarily be interested in being subtle. I enjoyed the first third of Crimson Peak given its Age of Innocence portrait of Buffalo, New York, its lurid orange and yellow lighting, and its overall sense of maximalist aesthetics (with Jessica Chastain as the evil sister Lucille of Thomas Sharpe (Tom Hiddleston)). We quickly learn what she's capable of as she points out how moths eat butterflies before lowering a butterfly down to be crawled over in close-up by ants (a reference to the beginning of Blue Velvet (1986)). Relatively innocent writer Edith Cushing (Mia Wasikowska), i.e. the butterfly, suddenly finds her father's head mysteriously bashed in, so she rushes into the debonair Thomas' arms, and before one can say Jane Eyre she's swept off to the delightfully decrepit Allerdale Hall where the snow falls through the roof onto the living room floor, the plumbing tends to bleed instead of gush water, reddish ghosts appear in most scenes, and Thomas explicitly tells Edith to not go down to the wine cellar, I mean basement.

So far, so richly gothic romantic, but then I started to notice the Notorious (1946) allusions. Having taught the movie for many years, I find that Notorious (1946) is not my favorite Hitchcock (Psycho (1960) has more of a kick), but it's certainly one of Hitchcock's most restrained allusive movies, built much like a Mallarme poem in its willingness to suggest rather than overtly show anything. In comparison to most, Notorious is a model of civilized constraint where Cary Grant as Devlin need only gesture towards his suit coat to suggest that he may have a gun, Alicia's (Ingrid Bergman) most vulgar act is to swoon onto a chess-board like floor, and the evilest Nazi thanks his host for a superb dessert before doing anything offscreen as unseemly as kill someone while driving the poor man home. With Notorious, Hitchcock never overplays his hand; he merely hints, and somehow the movie gains in stature the more it hides its vulgar underlying drives and activities under consummate technique.

Yet, (spoiler alert), whereas Alexander Sebastian (Claude Rains) and his mother decide to slowly poison Alicia (using coffee) once he finds out that she's an American agent later on, Lucille Sharpe starts poisoning Edith (using tea) as soon as she arrives at Allerdale Hall. Why? Why not? It ramps up the drama. Soon enough, we see poor Edith sitting in a very Notorious-esque chair as she's impinged upon on both sides by both Thomas and Lucille. That chair, particularly, made my jaw drop. Does del Toro really want us to make all of the connections to Hitchcock's movie, or is he counting on us not knowing it that well, so he can make postmodern allusions with impunity? Later, when the kindly but bland doctor McMichael of Buffalo shows up unexpectedly in Cumbria England to save poor Edith after she falls several floors onto a lump of snow, I wanted to shout "Charlie Hunnam is no Cary Grant!"

Given the increasingly gory, bloody, ghostly, and lurid extravagance of Crimson Peak, every escalating Notorious allusion kept reminding me of exactly how much better Hitchcock's film is, and I can't imagine that that was del Toro's intention. By the end of Crimson Peak, even given its excellent set design, costuming, cinematography, and acting, I was reminded most of Tim Burton's less successful Gothic confections like, say, Sleepy Hollow (1999). Del Toro also makes a major allusion to Kubrick's The Shining, but with Notorious the cognitive dissonance became too distracting. Crimson Peak reminded me of The Hateful Eight (which invites similar comparisons to Stagecoach (1939)) in their compulsion to take everything too far in the third act, perhaps because both writer/directors (Tarantino and del Toro) are concerned about the easily distracted public turning to something else on their cell phones. It's enough to make one long for duller, more sedate classic movies.

Friday, April 1, 2016

The Superhero Files

---"The sabretooth Cat and the angry badger: X-Men Origins: Wolverine"

---"Green Lantern has all of the writerly interest of running one's hand through wet shallow mud in a ditch. It's like trying to get worked up about dryer lint. I did not hate Green Lantern as much as its trailer led me to think I would. In its blandness that kept reminding me of an advertisement for the Cub Scouts or a particularly toothless Superman remake, the movie doesn't merit hatred. It merits indifference that leaves me wondering about the the fundamental emptiness of the local Cineplex, the pointlessness of summer tent pole productions full of multicolored men flying around, signifying nothing." --"Studies in the Inane: 12 notes comparing a purple bottle cap with Green Lantern"

---"A poignant moment: two robots look soulfully at each other before one flies away." --"A Lot of Sturm und Drang signifying money: Iron Man 2"

---"For critics, the problem with Hollywood's superhero movies (and, perhaps, with its blockbusters in general) is that they are just fine. They are average. But they are average on purpose. They are the product of Hollywood's exquisitely designed factory of average-ness, which has evolved as the industry has transitioned from a monopoly to a competitive industry that can no longer afford to consistently value art over commerce." --Derek Thompson

---The Dark Knight Trilogy: A Retrospective

---"the cowboys of old did not labor under the same burdens as their masked and caped descendants. Those poor, misunderstood crusaders must turn big profits on a global scale and satisfy an audience hungry for the thrill of novelty and the comforts of the familiar. Is it just me, or is the strain starting to show?" --from A. O. Scott's 2008 "How Many Superheroes Does It Take to Tire a Genre?"

---an excerpt of Sean Howe's Marvel Comics: The Untold Story

---"Reading The Amazing Spider-Man comic books as a kid, I didn’t just take in the hero’s latest amazing feat; I wrestled seriously with his celebrated tagline—'With great power comes great responsibility.' Chris Claremont’s The Uncanny X‑Men wasn’t just about an ultracool band of rebels. That series sought to grapple with the role of minorities in society—both the inner power and the outward persecution that come with that status. And so it is (I hope) with Black Panther. The questions are what motivate the action. The questions, ultimately, are more necessary than the answers." --Ta-Nehisi Coates

---Batman v Superman Supercut

---"Tim Burton related Batman to things that were happening then—the fetish underground, the transgressive elements, the Gothic elements which were coming out of music as well. There was a real heavy punk element to the whole thing and Batman very quickly adapts to that; he was a black leather figure in a cave."

---"In Snyder's methodology, the death of a character has a name: The 'All Is Lost' moment. When a movie needs to convey a sense of 'total defeat' for its protagonist and its audience, Snyder prescribes administering 'the whiff of death.' He writes, 'Stick in something, anything that involves a death . . . [because it] will resonate and make that 'All Is Lost' moment all the more poignant." --Alexander Huls

---"The original 1941 Captain America comic was mostly concerned with persuading isolationist Americans into fighting Nazis. If one examines the ideological complexities of, say, the helicopter Ride of the Valkyrie scene in Apocalypse Now, one can uncover multiple attitudes towards the war that range from the gung-ho excitement of battle, to a recognition of war's absurdities and horrors, to a depiction of how the innocent suffer, to an acknowledgement of the deceptive tactics of the enemy, and so on. Given today's military-industrial complex with its budgetary bloat, its on-going ventures in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Libya, and its long history of 'collateral damage,' we should be aware of what lies behind what Captain America sells."

---"Batman Vs. Superman is where you go when you admit to yourself that you've exhausted all possibilities," says Goyer, who wrote the screenplays for Blade and its two sequels. "It's like Frankenstein meets Wolfman or Freddy Vs. Jason. It's somewhat of an admission that this franchise is on its last gasp." --James Greenberg

---"One of the main reasons I did Kick-Ass was I was just like, you know, the comic movies, the superhero films I’ve been watching, the superheroes are old! You know, Batman is from the ‘30s, and Superman ‘30s, and Spider-Man, Fantastic Four, Iron Man, they are from the ‘60s, watched them in the ‘80s. And I just thought, 'Gosh. Where is our modern-day superhero film? Where is our sort of post-modern look at all the movies that we all love?' I just felt too many of these films were regurgitating the same idea, so they are just not relevant to modern life in any shape or form. So I wanted to make a movie that I think kids are going to relate to."  --Matthew Vaughn

---"The problem isn't that the movies are product—most movies are product, and always have been—but that they can't be bothered to pretend they're not product. That's the difference between popular art and forgettable mass-produced entertainment: the mass-produced entertainment flaunts its product-ness, then expects us to praise even minor evidence of idiosyncrasy as proof that we are not, in fact, collectively spending billions on product. The marketplace rewards each new superhero movie with a reflexive paroxysm of spending, guaranteeing each $200 million tentpole a boffo US opening that follows a boffo international opening (the new release pattern flips the old one). It's an entertainment factory in which the audience is both consumer and product. Its purpose is not just to please consumers but to condition and create them." --Matt Zoller Seitz

---"I was inclined to dislike Man of Steel in advance. With all of its product placements (Sears, Ihop, Nikon), its 100+ promotional tie-ins, its air of corporate cooptation of our collective summer attention span, Superman's earnest, square pedigree, the silly red robe, the red booties, and the thought of film executives at Warner Brothers perspiring over their 225 million dollar investment in a crowded blockbuster season, Man of Steel makes for an obvious target of ridicule.

But, then again, I like many of the actors involved."

---"As part of his Dark Elf skullduggery, Malekith stabs Algrim with a dagger and then sticks a red Aether lava rock in the wound. This procedure causes Algrim to writhe and turn into molten lava with super powers. Wearing a rhino/Minotaur/bull mask on his head for dramatic effect, Algrim then frees the enemy warriors from their dungeon in the depths of Asgard, thus wreaking havoc on King Odin (a perpetually bemused Anthony Hopkins with a gold eye patch) and his warrior God kingdom. It's always something." --"Define worse": 7 notes on Thor: The Dark World and its villainous elves

---"How many of this year's blockbuster wannabes will devolve to two swollen muscle-bound color-coded figures duking it out WWF-style amidst a great incoherent splash of CGI lighting as great cities crash, burn, and die in the distance?"

---"Iron Man 3 makes most sense if one thinks of it not as a movie, but as the skillful marketing of a brand. Robert Downey Jr. lends his expertise as an actor to provide a mildly subversive human face to this product line, and in many ways his performance in the movie (as well as his equally important Comic-Con appearances, worldwide promotional tours, etc.) resembles that of a politician satisfying the demands of his constituents, or a film executive making a presentation to his stockholders."

---Captain America: The Winter Soldier main-on-end titles

---"Many of you liked The Avengers: Age of Ultron, didn't you? How many of you thought it was better than Casablanca or Citizen Kane? [the students didn't want to generalize that way]. Okay, let's start with Citizen Kane."

[8 out of 10 students liked it better than Citizen Kane]

---"The purpose of a movie in the New Abnormal is to establish a sequel and then a franchise. To get there, studios are looking for pre-awareness — which means starting with a superhero or comic hero or an established IP. That’s an intellectual property like Harry Potter or The Hunger Games, what we used to call a book. Something people have already heard of and will be excited about just because the movie exists. Movies based on an original idea, starting from scratch, are incredibly hard to market. You have to open them in America first and buy a lot of television time. Internationally, it’s completely impossible. An original idea — a drama, or a romantic comedy — can’t be sequelized. It’s a one-off. Now, a great script that’s execution-dependent can still get made by what I call the 'Mount Olympians,' by the five or so directors on the A list. Or they can get made as 'tadpoles.' But they are not commissioned any more. And that’s one of the saddest differences between the Old Abnormal and the New." --Lynda Obst

---"the changing bodies of Superman, Batman, and other superheroes of the DC and Marvel universes illuminate the ways the ideal male physique has evolved in American pop culture over the decades." --Maria Teresa Hart

--The Evolution of BatmanSuperman and Spiderman in Cinema

---"Penetrate a secret bunker, handily discover a secret organization, dodge the fireball of a rocket attack from multiple jets, learn that a major figure that we thought was good is secretly bad and mean, evade machine gun fire, fake a death, resurrect an unconscionable amount of characters from the previous film (otherwise you'd have to invent new ones), vaguely flirt with Black Widow (who takes an interest out of contractual obligations), make a jokey reference to Iron Man, hook the shield to the back of one's jacket, determine once again to save the free world from familiar enemies, make laconic remarks with humorous flying sidekick, jump off of buildings and cargo jets, and fight the masked enemy that has some secret connection to your backstory." --"Nostalgia in the Smithsonian Exhibit: Captain America: The Winter Soldier"

---Dark Knight links

---"I think that it is a different climate today. I do not think Oliver Stone gets JFK made today. Unless they can make JFK fly. If they can’t make Malcolm X fly, with tights and a cape, it’s not happening. It is a whole different ball game. There was a mind-set back then where studios were satisfied to get a mild hit and were happy about it; it helped them build their catalogues. But people want films to make a billion dollars now, and they will spend $300 million to make that billion. They are just playing for high stakes, and if it is not for high stakes, they figure it is not worth their while." --Spike Lee

---Art of the Title considers Deadpool

---"In his review of X-Men, Roger Ebert begins with an evocation of the mythological gods of Ancient Greece, and ends with a plea to die hard comic book fans, whom he wishes would 'linger in the lobby after each screening to answer questions.' Sixteen years later, viewed from a cinematic present overrun by the cape and cowl, Ebert’s words read as both prescient and portentous. The rise of the superhero blockbuster, beginning in earnest with the release of Spider-Man, in 2002, is comparably bifold, driven by two dissimilar but potent cultural forces: a civilization’s ancient, collective need for a self-defining myth, and the thoroughly modern drive to commodify that desire. Superheroes have become the contemporary American equivalent of Greek gods, mythic characters who embody the populace’s loftiest hopes, its deepest insecurities and flaws. Between 2016 and 2020, an estimated 63 comic book adaptations will receive a major theatrical release, with scores more scheduled to take the form of TV shows, videogames, and every saleable medium in-between. The public’s appetite for these properties appears blind and bottomless, its stomach willing to rupture long before it’s sated. If American culture is indeed in a state of decline, these are the stories built to survive its demise." --Carmen Petaccio

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

"Freaks dressed like clowns": 8 notes on Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

1) I reacted to Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice much like Quentin Compson responds to the question "Why do you hate the South?" at the end of Faulkner's Absalom, Absalom!: "I don't. I don't! I don't hate it! I don't hate it!"

2) Me, soon after seeing the movie: "I liked Wonder Woman."
The wife: "Of course you did."

Why does the theater audience cheer when Wonder Woman finally arrives to fight? Because, by then she's a relief from all of the epic male aggression on display. If one views all of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice as an elaborate way to get the viewer curious about Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot), then the movie succeeds. As Batman writes in an email to her, "Who are you? Where have you been?" By not answering that question, Zack Snyder did something right. I was confused at times by BvS, but in the long run, I would just as soon not have any idea what was going on--let the movie wash over me in a disconnected Terrence Malickian dream vision.

3) Unlike, say, James Mason's suave Phillip Vandamm in Hitchcock's North by Northwest (1959), Lex Luthor (Jesse Eisenberg) comes across as awkwardly adolescent and incompetent. Midway through the storyline, he gives a hesitant rambling speech that no one appears to listen to at a high class social function. Why does Zack Snyder undermine his character? Lex does make a nice point to Senator Finch (Holly Hunter) about how the "oldest lie in America" is "that power can be innocent," but Superman never seems much affected by that sense of a higher law. By the by, why has the doubtless intelligent Jesse Eisenberg allowed himself to suddenly become overexposed in so many movies?

4) Almost simultaneously (spoiler alert), upon hearing the word "Martha," both Batman (Ben Affleck) and Superman (Henry Cavill) reveal, during the climax of their epic building-shattering fight, that they both have unresolved mother issues. A late-inning alien monster named Doomsday romps around snarling like a big ugly baby, tearing up the landscape with much computer-generated abandon. There's something about these PG-13 movies that arrive with much disaster porn gravitas, but they remain emasculated. Perhaps for that reason, Zack Snyder promises to release a more manly R-rated version later soon enough on Blu-ray.

5) Ben Affleck has the settled, grizzled, stubbled, iconographic, and somehow rather thick face of a man who knows that he has the lead role in a major upcoming tentpole blockbuster movie.

6) Beware of a film that makes multiple overt Wizard of Oz references, including flying monkeys in a World War II dream sequence.

7) It's always nice when the screenwriters give Lois Lane (Amy Adams) something to do with herself (aside from being saved by Superman) late in the storyline amidst all of the earth-moving, building-crashing, CGI hoopla. During the last half hour or so, Batman cannot really participate in the fight because he’s human, although Wonder Woman can. Batman’s basically obliged to go hide under a large piece of concrete wreckage.

8) So much of the plot--the quickly forgotten bombing, Lex Luthor's playful machinations, the political protests, Batman's extra heavy battle gear with glowing eyes, Doomsday rampaging also with glowing eyes, and a nuclear missile going off in the sky--all of it has the cumulative effect of giving Superman the equivalent of a bad day, so he appears mildly put out for much of the movie. He sighs, and looks askance, his super-hair unruffled by the bomb blast. Humans can be such a nuisance.

Saturday, March 26, 2016

disposable filmmaking links

---Scott Pilgrim--What's the Difference?

---How Hitchcock Blocks a Scene

---“One of the curious aspects of the 21st century was the great delusion amongst many people, particularly in the San Francisco Bay Area, that freedom of speech and freedom of expression were best exercised on technology platforms owned by corporations dedicated to making as much money as possible” --Jarett Kobek

---"Smart People Would Prefer You Went Away" by Kevin Drum

---an excerpt from Daniel Clowes' Patience

---"100 Most Anticipated Films of 2016" by @TheFilmStage

---All Your Favorite Shows!

---"Are you a young or youngish man who prefers the company of other men? Platonically, platonically. (For the most part.) Are you currently wearing — or have you ever worn — baggy shorts? A baseball cap? A polo shirt? White sneakers? Sunglasses on your head? All at the same time? Are you white? And these other men whose company you enjoy, do you guys drink and watch sports together? Are they white, too? Have you been to see Mumford and Sons with them? What about Diplo? Or A$AP Rocky? If the New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski announced that he was having a three-day party on a cruise ship, would you go?

Answering yes to even some of this —Are you a youngish man? might make you a bro. And I’m sad for you."  --Wesley Morris

---Dark Knight links

---Garry Shandling's debut

---"A Video That Every Potential Juror Should See" by Jay Stanley

---“You know you can’t put this off forever, so just suck it up and plow through this thing as quickly as possible. Listen, you’re going to have to pay the piper now or at some point down the road on a commercial flight or during a broadcast on TNT, so you might as well just pony up the extra 10 bucks for 3D and never think about it again.”

---trailers for Love and Friendship, Bridget Jones's Baby, Genius, X-Men: Apocalypse, The Legend of Tarzan, The LEGO Batman Movie, Ben-Hur, Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Childrenand Now You See Me 2

---appreciating Sterling Hayden

---A Cut Above: 10 Women Who Epitomize the Art of Film Editing

---Kennedy told me that, while she’s excited about the future of the movie business, “a lot of these big movies are just a collection or a montage of big set pieces. And there is, in some cases, this feeling of: ‘Oh, it doesn’t really matter if there’s a central spine to the storytelling. As long as we keep it moving—and the effects are huge and it’s loud and the music’s great and the locations are fantastic—it’s all going to wash over the audience.’ ” She calls the result of such assumptions “disposable filmmaking.”

---Art of the Title considers Deadpool (also its VFX)

---Visconti: Art and Ambiguity

---The Hateful Eight Movie References

---Ex Machina: Questioning the Human Machine

---"A Boy With No Birthday Turns Sixty" by Sam Sweet

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Will It Ever End? Batman and Robin (1997)

Way, way back when, I used to write reviews for a weekly arts newspaper, and one of my first ones concerned Joel Schumacher's Batman and Robin. Now, with the much ballyhooed release of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, I wonder how much things have changed since 1997:

Somewhere in Hollywood there must be a think-tank devoted to coming up with witty one-liners for Arnold Schwarzenegger. In the new Batman and Robin, in which Arnold plays Mr. Freeze, somebody came up with a whole hatful.

Arnold begins with "The iceman cometh." Later, he threatens to "kick ice" before freezing most of Gotham. Then, while fighting Batman, he claims that "the weatherman is predicting a major freeze," all of this said while zootsuited up in an acid-laced variation of the Tin Woodsman's outfit in The Wizard of Oz.

Arnold gets a reputed $20 million and top billing in this film for being the biggest drag--the rigidity of his ice is all too reminiscent of his acting style.

Overall, I found Batman and Robin an expensive shame, a 2 1/4 hour exercise in visual flash at the expense of basic storytelling. Using the principle that 6 eggs thrown at a wall will make a more interesting omelet, Joel Schumacher loads on 3 villains--Mr. Freeze, Poison Ivy, and some thuggish wrestler dude named Bane--and then adds on Alicia Silverstone as Batgirl, not to mention a pointless subplot about the mental illness of Alfred the butler.

Batman himself has degenerated from the legitimately dark and twisted Michael Keaton to the still-moody Val Kilmer down to the hunky but otherwise pretty bland TV-level George Clooney, who tends to nod a lot and act concerned. Chris O'Donnell plays Robin like some spoiled teenager--he's constantly sulking because of Clooney's patronizing superhero treatment of him.

Of all these pretty shallow people with nice outfits (there's one scene early on where Batman and Robin both wiggle their capes behind them, I guess for that theatrical flare), only Uma Thurman and to some extend Alicia Silverstone stand out.

Uma vamps around like Mae West, of all people, and it's funny to see her in maximum seduction mode, blowing little wisps of purple dust over everyone and wearing thigh high green boots and nuclear reactor red hairdos.

Alicia Silverstone looks and acts much the same as she did in Clueless, tilting her face away slightly, squinting her eyes, and chewing on one of her bee-stung lips. When Silverstone finally gets to play the superheroine towards the end, she adds a certain flare to the histrionics--it's payback time for the up-to-now purely masculine club of Wayne Manor.

So, except for occasional scenes that work better than others (or does Arnold's badness make Uma look good?), this movie views like the old campy Batman TV show without the BIFF! BOPP! spelled-out fight scenes or the grey tights on Adam West. I don't mind Batman camp in small half hour doses, but 2 hours plus of such flapdoodle wore me down.

Coolio and Elle Macpherson make special appearances, but overall the film affected me like a shiny chrome-designed bat cycle spinning out of control and bashing me on the forehead.

Saturday, March 12, 2016


---The iMom

---Film Meets Art

---Eternal Sunsets of the Kaufman Mind

---"But the main reason I think this is a video everyone should watch is that the view provided by the surveillance camera is strikingly different from — and clearer than — the view provided by the body camera. The surveillance camera is higher up and, unlike the bodycam, captures the wide-angle of the scene. This is an important reminder of the limitations of cameras worn on the body of officers who are in the thick of the action." --Jay Stanley

---History of Rock

---"Farber instead employed a topographical prose—fragmentation, parody, allusions, multiple focus, and clashing dictions—to engage the formal spaces of the new films and art he admired. Puns, jokes, lists, snaky metaphors, and webs of allusions supplant arguments. Farber will wrench nouns into verbs (Hawks, he said, 'landscapes action'), and sustains strings of divergent, perhaps irreconcilable adjectives such that praise can look inseparable from censure. Touch of Evil, he proposed, is 'basically the best movie of Welles’s cruddy middle peak period.' For me, he arrives at a sort of startling poetry—his word and syntactical choices reminiscent perhaps of Robert Lowell, say, or Manny’s good friend Weldon Kees." --Robert Polito

---Way of Ozu

---"I have had a long journey through my 2015 because I had come from almost nothing, and then got this role, and this movie, and my life just did a total 360. I'm so out of breath. I feel fat." --Mya Taylor

---Ten Things Character Entrances Can Teach You About Narrative

---"there were more women working in Hollywood in its first two decades than there are now" --Pamela Hutchinson

---Last Words

---Jane B. Par Agnes V.

---"I love things from that time period and it was great to look at your list and think, ‘OK, today I have to do a book, a record and a comic’. It’s a nice thing to look into if you’re into design like that. Looking through all these old things and finding the weirdest thing and seeing if you can take some inspiration from it. If you’re into fonts, in this film – everything has its own code. It makes it seem more real. It looks as if, in this fictional world, people have had a meeting about what font to use in their building." --Michael Eaton

---The Coen Brothers--Under the Influence

---"If every Facebook user who dies is memorialized, at what point will those digital tombstones outnumber profiles belonging to people who are still alive?" --Kristen V. Brown

---"Reacting to Reactions" by Rob Horning

---"An e-mail arrives with the subject 'Journalist, with inquiry about homelessness.' The sender thanks me for my 1985 book on the traveling homeless—because he’s now one of them after losing a journalism job. 'I’m riding my mt. bike west, temporarily camped out in Kingman [Arizona], and I have lived under many a bush and in a few hostels along the way. I am a homeless transient without any money. Three college degrees to boot…. So here I sit, at the public library computer, typing out my stories and thinking about what to do.' We keep in touch for a while. Recent attempts to contact him end in failure." --Dale Maharidge

---trailers for Ghostbusters, Couple in a Hole, The Adderall Diaries, A Hologram for the King, and Captain America: Civil War

---"what might appear in Willis to be a possibly more sensitive, overly ironic, and even potentially progressive action-hero disguises the problematic ideological work his persona must exercise in order to thrive. Indeed, at the heart of Willis is a right-wing reactionary politics that has now bubbled up to the surface and swelled with age. But it wasn’t always so obvious." --Anthony Kaufman

---A Decade Under the Influence

---"Sofia Coppola is a great filmmaker, in every way the equal of anyone of her generation – she’s only in her early forties; young for a director — and with a very particular style: beautiful compositions that are edited dynamically but elliptically, long sequence shots in which character complexity is allowed to be slowly revealed, the use of different textures of image (video footage, computer screens, phones) to allow for different points of view on the narration; all of this mixed in with montage-sequences set to music that are almost like video clips but here with the juxtaposition of images and sound used to communicate an idea or a state of mind rather than to sell you the song; and all her films demonstrate a brilliant use of an eclectic range of music (here the electronic techno sound familiar to e-culture clubbing but with an American hip-hopping rap overlay)." --Jose Arroyo

---"The Return of the Black Panther" by Ta-Nehisi Coates